A Love Poem

Dealing with life is one heck of a job, isn't it? Sometimes what we wanted do not necessarily correspond to the results we want it to be. As always the action speaks louder than words and for every action there is a reaction. Therefore, we should remind yourself that in whatever that we do we should first think the results that is likely to come out from it. I received this poem from a friend in Kuala Lumpur and I recalled back those stupid mistakes done in the past, given a time machine, I would not have had done them in the first place. Despite all these ... life goes on ....

Love Poems
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.