The Three Virgins - The Story

Words say a thousand meaning is lebih kurang the same with pictures paint a thousand words. I mean why need a lengthy explanantion and details when you can show or express an idea or a situation in brief and direct to the point. Bikin susah susah saja, kannn. He He.

p/s This entry reminds me of the entry I did on my trip to Bangkok. You may want to click here.

Kisah 3 dara

Tersebutlah alkisah sebuah keluarga aman bahagia yang dianggotai sepasang suami isteri bersama tiga orang anak dara mereka. Nak dijadikan cerita, ketiga-tiga anak dara tersebut melangsungkan perkahwinan mereka secara serentak .......

Maka sedih bercampur gumbira menyelubungi hati dan perasaan kedua ibu bapa mereka apabila majlis perkahwinan tersebut selamat dilangsungkan .... Apabila ketiga-tiga pasangan bersiap sedia untuk pergi berbulan madu ke tempat haluan masing-masing, kedua ibu bapa mereka pun dengan tegas berpesan supaya mereka tidak lupa untuk mengirimkan berita sepanjang pemergian mereka walau dengan sepatah dua kata. Supaya tidak membebankan setiap pasangan, ibu bapa mereka mencadangkan agar mereka hanya menulis tajuk iklan yang dapat menggambarkan maksud yang ingin disampaikan. Lalu mereka semua pun bersetuju degan cadangan tersebut ...........

Seminggu selepas mereka semua pergi ke arah tujuan masing-masing, si ibu menerima sepucuk surat dari anak mereka yang pertama, suratnya amat ringkas, hanya perkataan "Nescafe" yang tertera. Si ibu yang cuba menyelami maksud yang ingin disampaikan, tanpa berlengah menyemak iklan "Nescafe" di akhbar yang berbunyi "Nikmatnya tak terhingga", maka fahamlah si ibu akan maksud yang ingin disampaikan .....

Selang seminggu selepas itu, mereka menerima sepucuk surat dari anak mereka yang kedua pula, suratnya juga pendek, hanya berbunyi "Standard Chartered Bank". Apabila disiasat dengan lebih lanjut, iklan Standard Chartered Bank rupanya bermaksud " Besar, Teguh dan
Peramah", maka tersenyumlah kedua orang tua tersebut ....

Seperti lazimnya mereka pun tertunggu-tunggu akan berita dari anak ketiga mereka, namun minggu demi minggu tidak juga mereka menerima sebarang khabar berita. Mulanya mereka agak risau namun setelah hampir dua bulan berlalu, mereka akhirnya menerima sepucuk surat yang amat dinananti-nantikan, suratnya juga amat ringkas, hanya tertulis perkataan "MAS". Mulanya mereka agak hairan kenapalah anak mereka mangambil masa yang lama sangat untuk menulis perkataan "MAS" namun setelah membaca iklan MAS di surat khabar, mereka pun tersenyum. Di surat khabar, iklan MAS berbunyi," Tiga kali sehari, tujuh hari seminggu ..."

Indon Jokes - Janda Kena Rompak

Now that's what we call what comes around goes around. Always give good deeds to others. One day other will do us good deeds, seldom from similar person that we had given deeds in the past. But not in this case.

JANDA KENA ROMPAK

Di sebuah desa di Bandung, Indonesia tinggal sorang janda kaya yg tak mempunyai anak. Penampilannya memang mengghairahkan setiap lelaki yg melihatnya.

Didesa itu juga tinggal seorang pemuda yg kerjanya perompak dan satu hari timbul niat merompak rumah si janda kaya tersebut. Satu malam si perompak berjaya masuk ke dalam rumah si janda melalui bumbung yg terletak betul-betul diatas bilik tidur si janda. Kebetulan si janda sedang tidur berbogel. Timbul niat lain dalam hati perompak itu. Kemudian dengan perlahan dia menyelinap ke tempat tidur si janda. Si janda terkejut kerana terasa ada benda sedang menjalar di tubuhnya. Si janda cuba menjerit tetapi si perompak itu terus mencabut parangnya dan mengancam si janda "JANGAN MENJERIT KALO MAU SELAMAT, NAH SEKARANG PILIH NYAWA ATAU NYAMAN" ancam si perompak dalam bahasa Indonesia.

Setelah digertak si janda ketakutan dan dengan nada lemas menjawab "NYAMAN aje mas".

Setelah selesai..si perompak terfikir endak pulang kerana merasa puas. Niat untuk merompak sudah dilupakan. Tapi ketika memakai pakaian parangnya tertinggal dan si janda terus mengambil dan mengacunya kepada si perompak. "MAU KEMANA KAMU, SIH" tanya si janda. "PULANG" jawab si perompak ketakutan dan cemas. Si janda membentak "MAU PULANG ATAU ULANG".

Happy Monday !!

Memo - Special High Intensity Training

We had a resuffle and restructuring process in the office last week where some of us were assigned to handle a new set of tasks and that involve relocation to our subsidiary companies somewhere else in KK. The restructuring process was carried out not only to assist the growing demand and needs to increase revenue to the company but also to further enhance the staff' productivities and quality of works. Prior to that some of the staff were already given training and re-training in the past to improve quality and for those who are still under-performing, the management circulate a MEMO to all employees. It sound scary at first, but then if we look at it in a positive manner, it may not after all. I love Friday, have a great weekend you all.

MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( S.H.I.T).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank you for your time. !

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T)

Selamat Pengantin Baru - Dr. Fazley

Moga kekal hingga ke akhir hayat...

Pada 7 November 2006 bersamaan 15 Syawal 1427 selebriti kesayangan anda Dr. Fazley Yaakob telah selamat diijabkabulkan dengan puteri pilihan hatinya Azrene Soraya. Mereka telah ditunangkan terlebih dahulu pada pukul 12 tengahari dan acara pernikahan dilangsungkan pada 2.30 petang di Masjid Saidina Abu Bakar Bukit Damansara, Kuala Lumpur.

Pasangan suami isteri ini dengan penuh kesyahduan memohon doa dan restu dari semua ahli keluarga, saudara-mara, para peminat dan sesiapa sahaja yang mengenali mereka. Alhamdulillah.

Life is Simple - Don't Be Too Serious 'laa'

Life is indeed simple if we want it to be simple. Sometimes we tend to indulge a simple thing into a web of complicated stuff. Other time we tend to exerggerate things and we end up into trouble. Although I do take thing as the way it is sometimes, at certain times I do look at things the other way round, the way that I should not view. What about for you? Now let's take a simple test. Just out of curiousity let's see how we view things. Let's find out just how clever you really are ....

For answer kindly follow the link provided. You be amazed how clever you can be or otherwise. And please threat these questions as how you see life is - simple or otherwise.

Below are few questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Ready??

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Click here for answer.