FIFA World Cup 2006 - Football Pictures In Action

Amid the hush-hush of the FIFA World Cup which is currently under way in Germany, let's take a moment to cherish these football pictures in action to remind us the wonderful moments these players had while kicking the ball. Hehe.

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Rooney - I have tried Grannies and now i'm bored its time for a new experience, Ronaldo get your f**ki|g arse down here!

Give me the ball, give me the ball.

Rio Ferdinand - "never really understood y girls complain about pregnancy, my back is fine, see?"

"Its ok Wayne, you're not that ugly. just ignore the crowd...."

Alonso teaches ballet-ball.

It's okay really dear, ice cream later, okay!

'The ref notices the camera looking his way and puts on his serious face, while smith just acts the fool...'

Moore - Your di*k is so small. So thats whats down there.

'The game got so boring the guys made their own entertainment...'

'Barthez thinks hes a kangaroo again...'

choo-choo

'You say this attracts the ladies john' 'yeh sure whatever, just raise your leg a little higher so i can see your pecker'

'I'm telling you Wenger, I cant see my hand at all, I need some new glasses, could you tell cisse to score a goal for me, I cant see where he is'

'Wow she was like this big!' 'no she was easily this big!!'

Benitez attends another i.d parade'

'This is that ball thing i was telling you about osman, come here and have a closer look, but be careful!'